Kids these days...

Piano Stairs

Teenage Dream

Since my "boss" stalks my blog, I hope he sees this and laughs really loud, scaring the rest of us. I'll sip my coffee and quietly giggle pretending I have no idea what's going on....

New thing for my lifelong to-do list

#37 on bucket list- stand on elephant trunks as it transports me through the water. not acceptable if done in a zoo

In honor of NY Fashion Week...

I'm still trying to wrap my mind around how this happened..

1st. There is an obvious flaw in the construction of the stage. Was it built horribly enough that a tiny person could actually fall through it?

2nd. Its not a model that falls, its the designer. Who actually spends all of the show backstage, except for the ending where they get to glorify their months of hard work and celebrate a job well done. Also to get thousands of shots by the press closing their show. This seems like an amazing moment... unless you fall through the stage..

3rd. How is it that the entire show goes off without the stage breaking? Then, when the designer finally gets her moment of glory, she falls? Karma? hhmm...

4th. Maybe the middle of the stage isn't supposed to be walked on at all. So.. should she blame herself? In all the excitement she probably just wasn't paying attention.

Either way, this is hilarious and i enjoyed it thoroughly :)

Trey Songz.. or is it?

I hope these people don't get mad at me for posting this, but I HAD TO! A few people thought it stopped being funny after the first 2 minutes. NOT me. I thought it was HILARIOUS!

Looking forward to watching more of their stuff, although I will admit I'm a little afraid of what I might find

Celeb Child Fashionista

As of late my blog may appear to be a bit shallow/ obsessive over clothes and material things. I'm sure we can all admit to searching to web for these types of things, reading magazines, etc. So lets get over that.

I've noticed in magazines and online lately a lot focus on what children are wearing. Honestly though, who the hell cares? Why is so much emphasis being placed on the wardrobe of 4-year-olds? And why are these peole shelling out thousands for a dress Suri Cruise will grow out of in 6 months anway? Not to mention the fact that celebrities find it fun to ruin these children by imposing their own personal styles upon them. You wanna shave your kid's head because you have a new movie coming out and it will make the media pay attention to you? It's foolish...

First I look at Suri Cruise. A toddler who's wardrobe is worth more than my college education and who's parents have some of the best gene combinations on the planet because there is no reason for a child to be that beautiful. Let's face it, kids aren't cute. They're funny looking until right after puberty. They're cute because they're kids, not because they're actually cute. Make sense?



Chiffon, toulle, and neon rainboots? who the hell do you think you are Suri? Oh yea... way cooler than me...Come on Suri, are you serious? because I would wear that.. as an adult... please tell me where you got it... ::hangs head in shame::

Then Brad and Angelina, also ridiculously beautiful, decided to adopt the most beautiful kids they could find from all over the world and make one giant clan of beautiful people. What thee fidduck..

They should just start their own school for all their kids to go to. Because the ridicule and insecurity other normal ass kids would have to face sitting in the same room as the too cool crew isn't fair

These two Smith fools don't make any kind of sense. What 9 year old decides she wants to shave half her head and you let her? Creative expression you call it? Because I wasn't allowed to freely and creatively express myself until I moved out of my parent's house. Not even red nail polish...

Rock on Granny

Morning Comedy: Chelsea Handler- Hip Hop Class

I was having a rough day, watched this video and I literally laughed out loud. Gotta love Chelsea Handler...

Identity Crisis Part 2

UPDATE: Shiloh is still looking like a little boy... But her black sister Zahara looks like a cute little girl.

Food for thought; what do you think the black community would do if Angelina and Brad were dressing up their adopted African daughter as a little boy? I wonder...