I hope these people don't get mad at me for posting this, but I HAD TO! A few people thought it stopped being funny after the first 2 minutes. NOT me. I thought it was HILARIOUS!
Looking forward to watching more of their stuff, although I will admit I'm a little afraid of what I might find
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Thursday, August 19, 2010
Monday, August 16, 2010
Celeb Child Fashionista
As of late my blog may appear to be a bit shallow/ obsessive over clothes and material things. I'm sure we can all admit to searching to web for these types of things, reading magazines, etc. So lets get over that.
I've noticed in magazines and online lately a lot focus on what children are wearing. Honestly though, who the hell cares? Why is so much emphasis being placed on the wardrobe of 4-year-olds? And why are these peole shelling out thousands for a dress Suri Cruise will grow out of in 6 months anway? Not to mention the fact that celebrities find it fun to ruin these children by imposing their own personal styles upon them. You wanna shave your kid's head because you have a new movie coming out and it will make the media pay attention to you? It's foolish...
First I look at Suri Cruise. A toddler who's wardrobe is worth more than my college education and who's parents have some of the best gene combinations on the planet because there is no reason for a child to be that beautiful. Let's face it, kids aren't cute. They're funny looking until right after puberty. They're cute because they're kids, not because they're actually cute. Make sense?


Chiffon, toulle, and neon rainboots? who the hell do you think you are Suri? Oh yea... way cooler than me...
Come on Suri, are you serious? because I would wear that.. as an adult... please tell me where you got it... ::hangs head in shame::

I've noticed in magazines and online lately a lot focus on what children are wearing. Honestly though, who the hell cares? Why is so much emphasis being placed on the wardrobe of 4-year-olds? And why are these peole shelling out thousands for a dress Suri Cruise will grow out of in 6 months anway? Not to mention the fact that celebrities find it fun to ruin these children by imposing their own personal styles upon them. You wanna shave your kid's head because you have a new movie coming out and it will make the media pay attention to you? It's foolish...
First I look at Suri Cruise. A toddler who's wardrobe is worth more than my college education and who's parents have some of the best gene combinations on the planet because there is no reason for a child to be that beautiful. Let's face it, kids aren't cute. They're funny looking until right after puberty. They're cute because they're kids, not because they're actually cute. Make sense?


Chiffon, toulle, and neon rainboots? who the hell do you think you are Suri? Oh yea... way cooler than me...
Come on Suri, are you serious? because I would wear that.. as an adult... please tell me where you got it... ::hangs head in shame::
Then Brad and Angelina, also ridiculously beautiful, decided to adopt the most beautiful kids they could find from all over the world and make one giant clan of beautiful people. What thee fidduck..
They should just start their own school for all their kids to go to. Because the ridicule and insecurity other normal ass kids would have to face sitting in the same room as the too cool crew isn't fair
These two Smith fools don't make any kind of sense. What 9 year old decides she wants to shave half her head and you let her? Creative expression you call it? Because I wasn't allowed to freely and creatively express myself until I moved out of my parent's house. Not even red nail polish...
Friday, August 13, 2010
Wednesday, August 11, 2010
Morning Comedy: Chelsea Handler- Hip Hop Class
I was having a rough day, watched this video and I literally laughed out loud. Gotta love Chelsea Handler...
Tuesday, August 10, 2010
Identity Crisis Part 2
Monday, August 9, 2010
Saturday, August 7, 2010
Alexander Wang Flannel Chukka Bootie
Wednesday, August 4, 2010
Tuesday, August 3, 2010
Weekend in NYC
I just came back from a lovely weekend in NYC/NJ with the booski and I had an AMAZING time :)
Such a cozy atmosphere at this place. We ate right outside close to the busy traffic of people walking by. You can get sangria by the pitcher and they make your guacamole in front of you... that was enough convinving for me :)
Just thought I would share a few of my favorite moments/places I visited
I went to this cute, trendy restaurant called Cafeteria that I fell in love with. Its in the Chelsea neighborhood of NYC, great food, nice atmosphere, and.... GREAT FOOD! Apparently it was on "Sex and the City" which actually makes perfect sense.



Didn't think I would go to the city and end up at the beach, but I did!
It was some place I had never heard of called Long Branch in New Jersey. The day was perfect, hot but not scorching hot; it was just bearable enough. It did get colder as the day went on so I didn't get in the water, but it was a GREAT time nonetheless. Just the relaxation I needed.
It was some place I had never heard of called Long Branch in New Jersey. The day was perfect, hot but not scorching hot; it was just bearable enough. It did get colder as the day went on so I didn't get in the water, but it was a GREAT time nonetheless. Just the relaxation I needed.Although I did spend time in the Big Apple, I stayed in Hoboken, NJ.
Yes...HOBOKEN
It might be safe to say that I have a slight Obsession with the show CAKE BOSS on TLC. That show with the Italian family who owns that bomb bakery and makes all those cakes shaped like cars and dragons and handbags and golf courses... yea, it's that show
I had no idea that it was literally walking distance from where I was staying!
I couldn't go in and buy anything though, becuase the line is 3 blocks deep from an hour before it opens until it closes EVERY SINGLE DAY. Was I going to wait 3 hours for a cookie? Negative captain.
Since I couldn't eat there, I went to this authentically Mexican restaurant down the street called
Such a cozy atmosphere at this place. We ate right outside close to the busy traffic of people walking by. You can get sangria by the pitcher and they make your guacamole in front of you... that was enough convinving for me :)Hip Hip Hooray for a break in the monotony, it was so nice to get away for a few days
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