Woman Rules

So... women need to follow a few simple rules as well. If the man is following all the rules, but the woman isn't its still doomed to fail. DUH!

-Ladies, there's never a reason to me furry. EVER. I don't think I need to elaborate any further

-Men don't like to be smothered. My male friends always say that if you're out at the same place there's no need to be all up in his shit. ESPECIALLY if you both know where you'll end up at the end of the night.

-Leave the ex's in the past. They will only ruin you.

-Don't wear makeup to bed.

-If you can't cook, learn.

-Regardless of how much money your man makes, be employed or have a stash

-NEVER jump to conclusions. Chances are, what you think is a big deal is not a big deal to him. Only react to exact words, not what you think are subliminal messages.

-If you can't sing, don't try.

-If you're weird, don't hide it. It probably makes you a lot less boring.

-Never think you're the only one. Unless there's a ring on your finger YOU'RE NOT the only one.

please note: all of these things are true, I didn't pull them out my ass.